Thursday, May 05, 2005

Things That I Should Probably Do To Avoid Embarrasing Myself In A Public Forum

1. Stay off of drugs. Pretty simple no? Well, for most of you that would be a simple yes. I'm not so simple. I will read this everyday to remind myself.

2. Pass on refreshing alcoholic beverages. #2 on this list usually leads to #1. Besides, I need to keep a clear head.

3. Keep my son's crazy mother and her family at arm's length. I can't avoid her totally, seeing as they have my son. They like nothing better than messing with me, I will just have to keep it about my son.

4. Save money! Duh!

5. Play smart. If I go on tilt or am getting too tired, stop. Nothing but bad can happen when I get like this.

6. Avoid machines at the casino. A definite no-no if I'm going to put money away. Those goddamned video poker machines own me.

7. Stay focused. Don't get off on any strange tangents, i.e. new women, obsessions, or addictions.

8. Do what I say I'm going to do.

9. Pray.

10. Oh yeah, have fun!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup stay focused Bub! You can do it! *hugs* And oh yes! I find crazy people very, very attractive just so you know! lol~charm

10:57 PM  
Blogger bub said...

Cool, cuz I'm a lunatic! lol

10:59 PM  
Blogger Cori said...

Wild!

10:39 AM  
Blogger Cori said...

By the way.... great writing happening at the other blog- thanks!

10:47 AM  

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